Our tax dollars at work
With my wife taking a substantial pay cut we thought it may be for the best to request a loan modification for our mortgage. The big O guy says hes gonna help and and who am I to turn it down.
Got the paperwork packet in the mail today from the mortgage company. Under the Financial Stability Plan my payments will go up $263.15 a month. :eek: What the fuck ? Am I the wrong color. FUCK the gooberment and the horse they rode in on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad::mad::mad: |
"Change you can believe in!" :eek:
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Yeah, but YOU'RE a White, Oppressive Male...Shoulda had Nancy apply. And don't forget that any assistance, like the "Kash Fer Klunkers" program, IS taxable at the highest allowable rate...
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I'm from the goobermitt and I'm here to help.
Besides, you're doing the wrong thing...you're trying to help yourself. Quit working so hard. "Sit down on your ass, light up a Camel, this is the promised land"...FDR Chas |
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Gooberment fucked up that simple pleasure too.. |
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When I was a kid, cigarettes smelled good, now they're horrible. At least they haven't ruined captain Black. Chas |
You did say you got the papers "from the mortgage company" hardly the governmment's fault that most mortgage companies cannot find their gluteous maximus with both hands and a flashlight.
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These are the standard Financial Stability Plan papers supplied to the mortgage company by the feds.
I hate them both ! |
Seems like Kam ran into similar problems when he tried to modify his mortgage with "help" from the goobermitt.
Chas |
I was sitting on a rock the other day and the horses came up and just decided to hang out with me. I told 'em since they wanted to know what I was thinkin' about, then I may as well point out just how lucky they really are.
I told 'em they didn't have to worry about whether or not work will hold up for the next five years till the farms paid off. I told 'em they didn't have to worry about going to the store and buying food. I told 'em they didn't have to worry about how they'll pay the doctor when they grow old. I told 'em they are very lucky indeed to be horses. Then my sons horse nudged at my baccer pocket ... and I said ''thats exactly what I mean ole fella'', .. and I gave him a chew. Good day .. or a bad one, you can't help but love the creatures :D |
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