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I'm still chuckling............

Hey Folks,
I just can't hardly stop laughing these days. Trumpkin, as you know, is well, unprecedented in his abilities............

Assertion: Noise from wind farms cause cancer
Therefore, noise from the wheels on a golf cart cause brain damage.
Further, if you have orange hair you can alter reality.

Feel free to correct or add to as needed...............

I'm still trying to get over his belief that we're only given a finite number of heartbeats and we'll use them up sooner if we exercise.

For your viewing pleasure:

Trump’s 10 most absurd claims

Donny is unraveling before our eyes. He isn’t fit for reelection.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opini...d-re-election/

Quote:

In the past 24 hours, Trump — who will be 74 in November 2020 and is “tired,” according to aides — has:

Falsely declared multiple times that his father was born in Germany. (Fred Trump was born in New York.)

Declared that wind turbines cause cancer.

Confused “origins” and “oranges” in asking reporters to look into the “oranges of the Mueller report.”

Told Republicans to be more “paranoid” about vote-counting.

He is increasingly incoherent. The Post quotes him at a Republican event on Tuesday:

“We’re going into the war with some so************************t. It looks like the only non, sort of, heavy so************************t is being taken care of pretty well by the so************************ts, they got to him, our former vice president. I was going to call him, I don’t know him well, I was going to say ‘Welcome to the world Joe, you having a good time?'” Even when attempting to defend himself, he emits spurts of disconnected thoughts. “Now you look at that [presidential announcement] speech and you see what’s happening and that speech was so tame compared to what is happening now, that trek up is one of the great treacherous treks anywhere, and Mexico has now, because they don’t want the border closed.”

Hey Whell, what do you think is wrong with Donny? Brain cancer from windmills?

He should resign in plenty of time for Pence to get his 'incumbency' rolling. But him, resign? For the good of whatever? Not happening.

So I wonder what will happen....

Quote:

Originally Posted by finnbow (Post 378108)

For your viewing pleasure:

Trump’s 10 most absurd claims

You made a mistake. My post clearly stated that if you have orange hair you can alter reality. Therefore everything he says is automatically true. ;):D

My wife says he has late-stage syphilis. After looking up the symptoms I don't disagree.